I'm thinking for those on the waiting list for a body (since now that would include anyone with massive trauma that spares their head) could hang out in a Futurama style head jar.  Where would you want your jar stored?  I'll say on a shelf in the Sport Illustrated swimsuit edition locker room!

http://gizmodo.com/a-neuroscientist-says-human-head-transplants-are-totall-635711836